It's time for another round of "things i've learned lately", brought to you by our special sponsor: Houseboating.
357. Bringing an extra 40 pounder of vodka "just in case" is a terribly great idea.
358. Sharing a batch of cupcakes is admirable but hoarding that same batch is scandously delicious.
359. Everyone thinks i'm a lesbian, thanks to JZ (who by the way is Fired).
360. Nutella on smores
361. Never trust that someone will hold up/down an anchor rope for you. This may result in rope lash.
362. Play on Matt's team for Beer Bong.
363. Don't play on Matt's steam for Brisbee.
364. Don't drink mojitos for Brisbee, especially when playing against seasoned Saskatchewan veterans.
365. Vegetarians aren't so bad.
366. Cheese smokies are delicious and are worth the potential greasy cheese face burn. Side note: always let nikita score your smokie to prevent said burn.
367. People may be worried about you when you 'go missing', get a stunt double for those cases.
368. Never say No to a proffered sleeping pill. Sidenote: think twice about saying Yes to other proffered pilles.
369. Two guys, a girl and a houseboat size queen bed will result in extreme morning grumpiness. Find other sleeping arrangements.
370. Those who fall asleep early will likely get T-bagged and/or wrote on with markers. Continue to never be one of those people.
371. The sun WILL come out. be patient and ready with tanning oil.
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