a shot of prozak with a side of vantax please with a glass of wine for chase.
having vince and sue over tonight and my stomach is all butterflies and my palms are all sweaty. i feel like a thirteen year old boy about to slip my girlfriend the tounge for the first time... yes... picture it. now disregard. im probably more nervous than that. anyhow, i cant really figure out why. im trying to get over it. an MGD and some MB (michael buble) are doing the trick in rather quick succession.
aunty joyce and i went to venettis for dinner. i bought them a gift certificate there for xmas and she used it on me and her! oh how lovely is that? i think we didn't leave a tip though. and by we, i mean AJ. i dindt have any cash so i didn't say anything. oh well. next time i go there i'll tip twice as good. slash probably not.
so Vien, my vietnamese accountant is trying to convince me to start training for the sun run. i have a few issues with this. number 1. i have settled rather nicely into this excersize free lifestyle. 2. i do not own a real pair of runners so i would have to go shell out a hundred bucks, which is really no obstacale at all. i just hate the look of runners. they make my feet look stupid. what a retarded complex to have, but i have it so shove it. those are about teh only qualms i have with teh running thing. oh and the fact that i dont think i could acutally run 10 kms- which is what i think the sun run is. how embarassing. its on my To Ponder list.
ps im pretty sure MGD is budweiser in a different bottle. how disgusting. reminds me of when i was little and had a sip of dads beer. i think im officially a wine-o.
note to self. get perogie recipe from one of the aunts. nikita has confirmed we will tag team a super batch of perogies. im thinking we can make up some pretty wicked flavors. here are a few ideas ive got so far: chocolate and hazlenut; maple syrup and baccon; raspberry cream; roasted red pepper; mushroom.
that is all for n ow. the entertaining shall begin soon. the prozak must be kicking in- everything has gone fuzzy and quiet. so happy here in shelly land. Toodleloo bitches.
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